It’s hard to box all Latin women into generalizations because there are so many different types of Latin Women.You have the Latin women who grew up in your own country (most likely the U. A), who may have a mixed upbringing and with mixed Latino-American culture.

Your most precious belonging is the official Real Madrid jersey signed by Raúl.

Yes, the legendary Raúl (lucky for you, your father knew a friend who knew a guy who knew someone who knew him). And, of course, she never gets close to the juicer, in case it bites.

But from 2008 to 2012 — when the Spanish team didn’t suck anymore — everyone in the country became soccer crazy.

Doesn’t matter if the sun is shining, if it’s pouring rain, or dumping snow. “ — a really tiny beer — for you and your delicate Spanish girlfriend. Then you bring the ridiculous mini-beer to your girl. She might also cook you a traditional healthy soup.

She has the amazing power of being able to start funny and original conversations with everyone, anywhere, anytime. But she dares to tell you that she wants to honeymoon in Buenos Aires? But it doesn’t matter what you think, so you just do your best to deflect the awkward look the bartender throws you.

Her smile and charm transcend language and cultural barriers. She loves the accent of the Argentinian guys just as much or more as you love the one of the French girls.

She’ll haggle with the foreign, non-Spanish-speaking guy who runs a stolen-things-and-more business in some dirty and dark corner of Barcelona until she can get you a pair of cool sunglasses for five euros instead of 30.

Now even your Spanish girlfriend, who never gave a damn about the sport, knows more (or thinks she knows more) about it than you.

She’s in love with Casillas and Piqué and Diego Costa.